"Don’t be so disgusting!"

"Oh, when people say this, you will feel sick when I do something in Chun Qing. Do you treat me like a person after all?" Sausage bared its teeth and waved its short legs. "Are you human or not?"! Beast! "
Hammer sighed "don’t bother Ye Jie give me great pressure …"
"Hey, it’s two huge pressures. You can’t breathe in it, right?" The tone of the ham sausage is contemptuous and the eyes are sharp. "How do you feel good?"
"That’s a must … alas, his mother has been watching, right?" Dinghammer suddenly flew into a rage. "Speak out and kill you."
"Then don’t fucking go back!"
"If you don’t go back, it’s a big deal to try your best to marry a daughter-in-law and have a baby!" The hammer rushed to the ham and lost his temper. "What are you doing with me?"
"Then there must be a girl to marry you, just like you," said the sausage disdainfully. "You just like you if you let you touch it? That’s treating you like a child. You did a good job today. People just give you some rewards. You deserve everyone. You don’t look in the mirror. What kind of goods are you? Are you the goddess? Let me tell you, Ye’s vision is much higher than Bai Fei’s. He is the first person in life science in the world. Your Bai Fei is nothing! You really think of yourself as a garlic. The world can’t do without you? "
The hammer was dumb by the ham sausage. Although many words were taught to the ham sausage by the hammer here, when it came back to itself from its mouth, it was not a taste, and it was full of strange feelings from beginning to end.
"Yes …" The hammer sighed and said, "Give a seat to the tree."
After a rocking chair grew out of the ground, it sat down with a hammer, half lying down and looking out the window, the ham jumped up to him and squatted on his chest and said, "I heard that you were bullied again in the afternoon?" Do you think you are a scum? People and ghosts can bully you. Look at you. Look at how I can trust you to go out alone. How long have you been bullied? Really nerve-racking. "
The hammer blinked and looked at the ham sausage. "Are you sick? I just beat everyone up."
"Don’t tease you, I don’t know? You’re just being bullied. Anyway, I’ll just follow Ye Hua and say it’s up to you. Otherwise, you’ll be a garbage until I build the converter for you. Another thing is that you just hang out honestly during this period. Don’t let the machine come out and you’ll be killed by someone. What about when I’m not wasting my time? And you’re still in my body! I want my body. I’ve been a cat for a long time! "
The hammer leaned against the cane chair and snorted. "Are you afraid it’s not a provocation?"
Ham sausage cold hum a "I’m just scolding you, goading my ass"
"Well, well, can’t I go to a good class tomorrow?" Ding hammer nai cocked his head and suddenly said, "if ham sausage can change your body back one day, I will definitely let everything go, even if it is you."
"Well …" Ham sausage rubbed against his forehead with a hammer. "But I think I will loathe to give up you."
"Nothing, just think about us. Gentlemen don’t complain so much. I have no money, no virtue and no ambition, but at least I still have some backbone. Just pay you back."
It’s true that Ding Hammer didn’t swear as usual that he returned to the original world and left this world to this point. However, the desire to go home has turned into the expectation of turning ham into a human again. Although Ding Hammer is a very selfish person, some things always make him selfish.
"Well, maybe I will suddenly change my mind and don’t want to become a person again? So you’d better think about how to protect yourself. Ye is right. Besides protecting her, you have to protect a cat and a brain-damaged little girl before I come back. It’s all your responsibility as a man, okay?
Fixed hammer smiled dryly and muttered, "The pressure is so great …"
Actually, I don’t even know how I slept. He knows that he slept particularly well this night. At ordinary times, the repeated nightmare didn’t come today, which made him completely enjoy a stable sleep for the first time in six months, but he felt a little stuffy in the middle of the night, but it was nothing for Ding Hammer who was immersed in nightmares all the year round.
When Ye’s neighbor, a group of various birds, flew to the window of Dinghammer to beg for food, Dinghammer slowly opened his eyes … but when he opened his eyes, he knew why he was bored. Because the bastard didn’t know when he got here, he shrunk a couch bag with him, wore a Bai Fei, bought her a small sling, and wore a pair of cartoon pants. Dinghammer curled up like a kitten, and the sun was shining on her long eyelashes, making her whole face look crystal clear.
"Alas … what will you do after I leave?" The hammer gently picked up the bag and put it in the cane chair to wash himself.
To tell the truth, the root of the world depends on him most is not leaves or ham sausage, but precisely this former event. Little girl, she doesn’t remember anything. Her dependence on the hammer is like the feeling that a duckling who has just broken its shell thinks that the dog is its own mother after seeing it walking in front of it …
He is most worried about this hammer. He has been discussing with ham sausage how to take the bag back together, but in the end …
"Today is the release day." Ye came out of the kitchen and happened to meet the hammer after washing. She reached out and took a piece of fried cream cake from the plate, stuffed it into the hammer’s mouth and patted the hammer’s ass. "Go and prepare one."
Fixed hammer oh, then wore a shirt, combed my hair for the first time, and wore a brand-new suit and tie. It looked brand-new. After I was released from the station, I turned over a new leaf as a condemned man …
"Ye Jie, I’m gone, you’ll take care of a pack later." Ding Hammer said hello and then slowly walked to the door. "Pull the door and come back for dinner at noon."
"Wait," Ye went to the hammer and held out his hand to help the hammer sort out the collar. "You can’t even wear a collar."
Ding hammer ha ha a joy "I’m leaving."
"Go." Ye took some big bills from his pocket and stuffed them into the pocket of the hammer "with some money."
"Well, I went." Ding Hammer put on his only pair of leather shoes and went out of the door.
Not long after he left, a black shadow suddenly jumped on his shoulder, and the hammer didn’t even return to his head. The guy who can do this is really nobody except ham and sausage. "Go to new clothes!"
"Ouch, I’m dressed like a person today." The ham was hammered back and forth and smelled "Gee, but gorgeous clothes can’t hide your thick scum smell."
"Get out of here!" The hammer roared, "Dare to praise me?"
"Where are you worthy of praise? But it’s quite handsome today. "Sausage nodded." Not bad. "
I’m in a good mood today and I’ll buy you something to eat later.
"You and I are bags. Don’t fool me. I want to eat steak!" Sausage licked his lips. "Steak steak!"
"No pets allowed in high-end restaurants"
A word from Dinghammer choked my ham half to death, and I sat on Dinghammer’s shoulder without saying a word and continued to the place where the list was published.
When I got there, Ding Hammer saw a tree looking at Bai Fei at first sight. He walked slowly with a smile. He was just about to reach out and pat her when he suddenly saw Bai Fei put "Come?"
"Hey … why can’t I scare you?" Touch your head with a hammer. "It’s really …"
Bai Fei turned her head to see the hammer sample, and then she looked at him with great interest and smiled brightly. "It’s very good. You see, I said you are lazy! Very handsome! "
The hammer is really not bad-looking, and it’s also that kind of size. It’s quite attractive to add a face and be grumpy.
"I’m afraid too many girls love me." I can’t help it.
Just then, a man appeared in front of Bai Fei unconsciously. He looked at a hammer and then smiled at Bai Fei and said, "You must come to the dinner party."
Then he took out an invitation from his pocket and turned to look at the hammer and asked, "Is this your friend?"
"Yes" Bai Fei naturally took the hammer hand "very good friend"
The handsome guy glanced at the hammer coldly and then smiled contemptuously. "Nice to meet you. My name is Leica."
Lycra … Lycra … Dinghammer suddenly thought of this name. Isn’t that a member of the duo who destroyed their own bedding in a fight at that time? That name is Mo Hui. Now I don’t know how to meet another one.
Fixed hammer narrowed his eyes and sneered in his heart. He glanced at the ham and then put his hands behind his back. "You can call me dad."
His "dad" is the root of Chinese pronunciation, and no one can understand it. Mo Hui can say "dad?"
"Ah, it’s me." Dinghammer nodded. "Hello."
"Ding hammer … stop that now …" Bai Fei took a white look at Ding hammer. "Your name is on the list. Go ahead and report it. I’ll talk to him for a while."
Fixed hammer sighed and nodded "I went"
Chapter 27 Head of the Children’s League …
Ding hammer now feels a little helpless. He sits in a classroom and gawks at the lights in the room, surrounded by a group of "classmates" who are asking each other about each other’s situation. Like the first day of school, everyone is particularly excited.
However … It’s a little strange for a given hammer, not because he doesn’t fit in, nor because he is in a bad mood, but because … all the classmates around him look so fucking young! The maximum estimate is fourteen years old, and the minimum is much younger than Bao!
What the fuck is this? He has no idea. He knows that he seems to have been thrown into a preparatory class! Preparatory class! Everyone else goes to a normal class, even the bag is famous, and it is not a preparatory class.
"Uncle, are you our teacher?" Sitting in front of the hammer, a little girl with a red face turned her head and looked at the hammer. Her big eyes were sparkly and very cute. "Uncle? Uncle? "
Fixed hammer turned his head and looked at her silently. There was a feeling of crying and laughing in his eyes. His chest was filled with the thought of spending the year with this group of children, and he felt that he would never love again.
"Uncle is your classmate" Ding Hammer cracked his mouth and smiled, but he knew that his smile must be particularly ugly. After all, he really didn’t know what expression to face these guys …